I Identify As A Par Tee
I Identify As A Par Tee
I Identify As A Par Tee

I Identify As A Par Tee

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If your pronouns are Par/Golfer You'll love the I Identify As A Par Tee! Perfect for those that are serious about their golfing and drinking! Show your true colors on and off the course! 


• 60% Cotton 
• 40% Polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Customer Reviews

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Rich Femia
T shirt

True to size, more nylon type of t shirt but excellent quality

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Kevin Basso
Black Friday deal

Shirt is awesome. My golf group of 65
Definitely are smashers! Cheers

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Tim Brown
Smashters

Got the Smashters tee in for my mystery tee. Absolutely hilarious. And fits great!

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David Flores
Mystery Tee Perfection

Unordered my mystery tee plus one size so I could lounge around the house and practice in my backyard with my driving net. The tee did not disappoint! Stay Grunk!

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Nolan Williams
Mystery Tee

The mystery shirt provided for some extra excitement in regard to my order. When my order came in, I was stoked to see the design and it fits perfect!

What Material are the polos?

Our polos are 92% polyester 8% spandex blend

How do the polos fit?

We are NOT slim fit. We lean towards a traditional fit for the average Joe body type.

How do the hats fit?

Hats are one size fits all

What is the best washing method for the polos?

Machine wash on cold with like colors. Tumble dry on low or hang dry.

Do you offer wholesale or bulk orders?

Yes. Email: intherough@grunkdolfer.com

How will these polos effect my golf swing?

We don’t claim to make you better at golf but legend has it that putting on a Grunk polo will increase your blood alcohol level by .01. It is also known to cause cart girls to pay you extra attention.

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How long does shipping take?
We typically ship out within 72 hours of your order so on average you can expect your package within 5-7 business days from time of purchase.

 

How much is shipping?

$6.99 flat rate, but it's free if your order is $125+

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

You can always contact us for any return question at intherough@grunkdolfer.com.


Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

CLOTHING AND ACCESSORIES

IN ORDER TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR A RETURN OR AN EXCHANGE ON CLOTHING AND/OR ACCESSORIES, ALL ORIGINAL TAGS MUST BE ATTACHED IN ITS ORIGINAL PLACEMENT AS WELL AS THE ITEM MUST BE RETURNED WITH ITS ORIGINAL PLASTIC PACKAGING. ANY ITEM SENT TO OUR FACILITY WITH STAINS (MAKEUP, DEODORANT, ETC.) OR DAMAGED WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED FOR A RETURN, EXCHANGE OR STORE CREDIT AND A RE-SHIPPING FEE WILL BE APPLIED.

 

FINAL SALE ITEMS

ALL ITEMS PURCHASED FROM OUT SALE OR CLEARANCE SECTIONS ARE FINAL SALE ITEMS. ITEMS THAT HAVE AN ADDITIONAL MARKDOWN PRICE ARE FINAL SALE. SELECTED PROMOTIONS/SALES SENT VIA EMAIL OR PROMOTED VIA SOCIAL MEDIA OR DISPLAYED ON WEBSITE BANNERS WILL INDICATE IF THE PROMOTION/SALE IS FINAL SALE. GRUNK DOLFER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MODIFY OR CANCEL ANY PROMOTION/SALE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE. ORDERS THAT EXCEED OUR RETURNS AND EXCHANGE TIME FRAME ARE ALSO FINAL SALE. ANY FINAL SALE ITEM RECEIVED FOR A RETURN OR EXCHANGE WILL NOT BE HONORED AND A RE-SHIPPING FEE WILL BE APPLIED. A STORE CREDIT WITH A 15% RESTOCKING FEE MAY ONLY BE HONORED. NO EXCEPTIONS.

 

EXCHANGES

TO EXCHANGE YOUR ORDER REGULARLY SIMPLY FILL OUT THE FORM THAT COMES ALONG WITH YOUR PACKAGE AND RETURN YOUR ORDER BACK TO US. ONCE YOUR PACKAGE IS RECEIVED YOUR EXCHANGE IS FULFILLED AND AN EMAIL IS SENT TO YOU CONTAINING THE DETAILS FOR YOUR EXCHANGE. IF YOUR DESIRED ITEM IS NOT AVAILABLE WHEN YOUR PACKAGE IS PROCESSED AN EMAIL IS SENT TO YOU CONFIRMING YOUR OPTIONS. ALL EXCHANGES ARE SHIPPED BACK TO OUR CUSTOMERS WITH FREE STANDARD GROUND SHIPPING WITH THE CARRIERS UPS OR USPS. PLEASE NOTE, THE EXCHANGE OPTION IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR DOMESTIC ORDERS ONLY. INTERNATIONAL, ALASKA, HAWAII, PUERTO RICO, VIRGIN ISLANDS AND APO/FPO ORDERS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THIS OPTION. ALL EXCHANGES ARE FINAL SALE. ELIGIBLE ITEMS MUST BE RETURNED WITHIN 45 DAYS FROM THE DELIVERY DATE FOR AN EXCHANGE.


REFUNDS

PLEASE NOTE, REFUNDS AND STORE CREDITS ARE ISSUED FOR THE ITEM COST EXCLUDING ANY SHIPPING EXPENSE AND THEY ARE PROCESSED BACK TO THE ORIGINAL FORM(S) OF PAYMENT USED FOR THE ORDER. CASH REFUNDS ARE NOT OFFERED, NO EXCEPTIONS. ONCE WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR RETURN, THE ITEMS ELIGIBLE FOR A REFUND WILL BE CREDITED BACK WITHIN 5 BUSINESS DAYS. YOU WILL RECEIVE A CONFIRMATION EMAIL FROM OUR ACCOUNTING SYSTEM AFTER YOUR REFUND IS PROCESSED ON OUR END. IF YOUR RETURN ORDER EXCEEDS $500, THERE WILL BE A 15% RESTOCKING FEE APPLIED TO YOUR RETURN SUM. AFTERPAY REFUNDS ARE ISSUED ONCE RETURNING ITEM(S) ARE RECEIVED. UNFORTUNATELY GRUNK DOLFER WOULD BE UNABLE TO PUT A PAUSE ON YOUR AFTERPAY PAYMENTS WHILE YOUR ORDER IS BEING RETURNED. GIFT CERTIFICATE CODES ARE NON-REFUNDABLE. GIFT CERTIFICATE CREDITS ARE RELOADED ONTO THE CODE USED FOR THE RETURNING ORDER. ELIGIBLE ITEMS MUST BE RETURNED WITHIN 30 DAYS FROM THE DELIVERY DATE FOR A REFUND.


STORE CREDIT

UPON RECEIVING YOUR RETURN AN EMAIL IS SENT TO YOU TO THE EMAIL ADDRESS ON THE ORDER CONTAINING YOUR CREDIT DETAILS. STORE CREDITS NEVER EXPIRE AND THEY CAN BE USED THROUGH OUR WEBSITE AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE IF IT HAS BEEN ISSUED IN THE FORM OF A GIFT CERTIFICATE CODE. IF YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CODE OR A PENDING CREDIT THAT YOU WOULD LIKE MORE INFORMATION FOR PLEASE CONTACT OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE TEAM FOR FURTHER ASSISTANCE. STORE CREDITS CAN BE COMBINED WITH ANY ACTIVE SALE OR PROMOTIONAL CODE. SALE AND PROMOTIONAL CODES MAY NOT BE COMBINED. ELIGIBLE ITEMS MUST BE RETURNED WITHIN 45 DAYS FROM THE DELIVERY DATE FOR A STORE CREDIT.

 

 

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:

COMPLETE THE FORM THAT WAS INCLUDED IN YOUR PACKAGE. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO INPUT YOUR ORDER NUMBER CORRECTLY. PACK AND SECURE YOUR ITEMS IN THE ORIGINAL PACKAGING ALONG WITH YOUR FILLED-OUT RETURN FORM. SHIP THE ITEMS TO THE RETURN ADDRESS USING YOUR PREFERRED SHIPPING PROVIDER, RETURN LABELS ARE NOT PROVIDED(GRUNK DOLFER DOES NOT PAY FOR THE COST OF RETURN SHIPPING.)

 

RETURN ADDRESS,

 

GRUNK DOLFER RETURNS

24488 POINSETTIA DR. 

LAKE ELSINORE, CA. 92532

 

REFUNDS, STORE CREDITS AND EXCHANGES ARE NOT FULFILLED UNTIL YOUR RETURNING ORDER HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND PROCESSED THROUGH OUR RETURNS DEPARTMENT. ALL ELIGIBLE ITEMS MUST BE RETURNED OR EXCHANGED UNWORN, UNWASHED, UNDAMAGED AND UNUSED WITHIN 30 DAYS FROM THE DELIVERY DATE FOR A REFUND AND 30 DAYS FOR STORE CREDIT / EXCHANGE. IF IN THE EVENT OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE YOUR RETURN UPDATE IN YOUR INBOX WE DO RECOMMEND YOU CONFIRM WITH YOUR JUNK/SPAM FOLDER. PLEASE CONTACT OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO LOCATE YOUR RETURN UPDATE. 

 

Be the Life of the Links

Grunk Dolfer Polos

Stand out anywhere you are in a Grunk Dolfer Polo. These are not only perfect for golf but any occasion. Whether you're headed to the bar, the office, or a date these polos will turn heads. Compliments Guaranteed !

Don't take our word for it

★★★★★

Going on a Disney trip next week. This shirt was perfect for the occasion. Fits great, looks great. Probably my favorite grunkpolo!

Eric R.

Pasadena, CA

★★★★★

You can wear this polo for different occasions Not just golf. Great summer time polo.

Frank T.

Atlanta, GA

★★★★★

Love this shirt, whether i wear it on the course or at work, I always get compliments on it

Nick G.

Montery, CA